I eat babies.
2007-01-02 19:37:12
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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If you really need some samples, you should interview your local law enforcement and medical agincies... including 911 dispatchers. They use morbid humor on a daily basis to cope with the daily issues that they have to face. I'd share some of my stories, but since I don't know you and I have no way to prove you would use it for educational purposes, I just don't feel the need to share. But if you are actually writting a paper and not just some sick individual, take the advice I've given you.
If you think you can come up with some kind of proof you can email me and I'll let you do an interview. The proof better be good though.
2007-01-03 03:47:58
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answered by wolvie145 3
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The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2007-01-04 15:56:44
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answered by iknowtruthismine 7
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Answer the phone with "(your last name here) Mortuaries. You stab 'em, we slab 'em". Or the next time you go past a cemetery say casually, "People are just dying to get in there". I thought that was even too corny to be funny, but my husband about wrecked the car laughing when I said it once.
Call a funeral director or mortician (these are from my uncle mortician). He'll know all the dead people jokes, just like a lawyer knows all the lawyer jokes.
2007-01-03 03:43:10
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answered by itsmeinin 2
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When the sex murderer Neville Heath was about to be executed by hanging he was heard to ask the hangman when he saw the gallows for the first time, "Is that thing safe"?
2007-01-03 04:03:24
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answered by Trixie Bordello 5
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Guy 1: I f---ed your mom last night.
Guy 2: My mom's dead.
Guy 1: Oh. Well I guess that explains why she just laid there then.
2007-01-03 03:44:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Question: Does dead male can have an erection?
Answer: Yes, when they go through "rigor mortis"...
2007-01-03 04:59:24
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answered by Mr. Kite 2
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A man on his way home kept running over bumps with his car............................ they were babies.
You are sick.
2007-01-03 03:41:36
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answered by Anonymous 4
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