A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
2007-01-02 18:28:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that one put a big smile on my face
2007-01-02 18:51:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Waited with baited breath for the ending....was worth it. 8/10
2007-01-03 07:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it. Sooooooooo funny
2007-01-03 13:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh the first time and this time I farted as well!
2007-01-03 01:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one girl
I needed a smile this morning.
2007-01-02 18:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke is even better told in Welsh...Honestly
Could anyone tell me' what does IMAO mean????'
2007-01-02 20:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny 9/10 lol
2007-01-03 04:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee v funny
2007-01-02 20:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. im telling everyone in the office!
2007-01-03 00:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by aziz m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO 10/10
2007-01-02 19:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋