There once was a man from Nantucket....?

Question

Seriously...how does the rest of that go?
Oh, and feel free to make up your own :)

Answer 1

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a **** I could **** it!

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket,
he invented the chicken bucket!
The chicken got old,
followed by mold,
so I guess he had to chuck it!

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who set off to sea in a bucket
His daugher, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket? Nan tucket.

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantucket
who loved that woman with the bucket.
He asked her out, and she gave him a shout,
after that she said **** it.

Answer 5

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who fell asleep in his bucket
When the women got there
He was all bare
So they all decided to****it.

Answer 6

There once was a man from Nantucket
who went up a hill with a bucket,
that’s where he met Jill,
stayed with her until,
Jack came and said, “Jill,
that’s it, it is over between us..”

ha ha… keep it nice.

Answer 7

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos d*%k was so long
He could s*^k it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a c*^t I would f^*k it!

Answer 8

I USED TO KNOW THIS ONE DAMN