Do you know and dirty Jokes???

Answer 1

Yes.

Answer 2

i've said this one before but i'll say it again for you sugar
Little Johnny and the fruit test.

One day teacher said to the class, "Class, we're going to play a name
game! I'm going to hold something behind my back and give you some clues, and
you have to guess what it is, okay?"
"Okay teacher!" replied the class.
"Okay class, I'm holding something behind my back that's a fruit and
it has a thick yellow skin. Who knows what it is?"
"Is it a banana?" asked Sally.
"No, it's a lemon!" replied teacher with a smile. "But that was good,
Sally. I like how you're thinking! Okay, now I'm holding something behind my
back, it's kind of round, it's orange and you eat it. Can anyone guess what
it is?"
"Is it an orange, teacher?" asked Peter.
"No Peter, it's a squash!" said teacher. "But that was a good try. I
like how you're thinking!"
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes, John?" asked teacher nervously.
"So teacher, I have something in my pocket, and it's hard and it has a
head. What is it?"
"Johnny, that's disgusting!" shouted teacher.
"It's a quarter, teach. But I like the way you're thinking."

Answer 3

there was a guy & he had a speech impediment.he went into a baker & sed "may i hav a bum please?" the baker sed "excuse me sir?" man sed "a bum." baker sed "oh u meen a BUN" man sed "yes".so he purchased a bun & went off to the hardwear store.man "may i hav i a f***et please?" salesman "a what sir?" man "a f***et." salesman "oh u meen a BUCKET." man "yes." so he purchased a bucket & went innocently to the petstore next door where much the same thing happend on account of a cockandspankit.(cockerspaniel.)soon after, the man is seen puffing up the street when he runs into a police officer. "Pease sir, will u hold my bum & f***it while i find my cockandspankit?"

Answer 4

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Answer 5

What to P---y and Taco Bell have in common? You got to pay in order to get some.

Answer 6

what is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
a man will actually search for a golf ball.... ;-)

Answer 7

Yeah!
The boy fell in the mud haha
Not quite what you wanted? lol

Answer 8

all kinds of jokes at santabanta.com and funtoosh.com

Answer 9

i hit two good balls today at golf- i stepped on a rake

Answer 10

NO!