A man appeared before St.Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have u ever done anything during your lifetime on earth of particular merit.?" St Peter asked.
"Well i can think of 1 thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
"I directed them to leave her alone, but they would not listen..."So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped off his nose ring,and threw it on the ground.
"I yelled , Now back off!"
St.Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" he asked.
"Couple minutes ago."
2007-01-02 17:09:00 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now St. Peter should ask him, if he could would he do it all again? lol.
2007-01-02 17:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny..
"Here," he says to St Peter, handing him a pair of bent up handle bars, " You might want to return them to that biker."
I got in a fight once with a big man... I just went at him like it was my last day... almost was... I hit him with my stomach, many times. And I bashed his fists with my head. I bet his foot was sore from me using my ribs on it.
Later, I laughed at him, when he got a ticket for fighting, while I was lying in intensive care at the hospital...serves him right.
2007-01-03 02:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once ran over a ****stain who was trying to conjure Satan. Damn.
2007-01-03 05:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by bipolar and lovin it 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-03 01:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not "merit." I'm single.
(Dodging flying tomatoes....)
2007-01-03 01:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... very good one... hahaha.. poor guy got killed for it.. hehe
2007-01-03 01:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-03 01:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-01-03 01:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Nelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha fune..... thanks for the laugh
2007-01-03 02:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by ilikepink25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋