One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
2007-01-02 16:17:31 · 14 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha..yes,it was funny
2007-01-02 16:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny.. so did Clarence and Jesus.. but the burglar certainly didn't.
Burglars just don't have a sense of humor, you know? What's a little Rott, anyway?
2007-01-03 00:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a clever common formula for jokes.
2007-01-03 00:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by AVAB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was alright. Not funny, but put a smile on my face :)
2007-01-03 02:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its alright
2007-01-03 00:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT$ AIGHT
2007-01-03 00:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by KOOLNE$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was.
2007-01-03 00:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.. it's pretty cute.....
2007-01-03 00:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh, its alright i s'pose.
2007-01-03 00:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by Saм 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's funny.
lmao
2007-01-03 00:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋