about how things with the wife were boring. Hearing this the waiter offered some advice. He told the man that marriages in his country love making is an art.
"First we take a bath together, then we start making love, we stop and have some gingsing tea, for prowess, then we make more love but stop to have rice cakes, then we continue until we are exhausted."
The little old man decided to give it a try.
When he got home, he filled the tub and called his wife.
"What do you want? What are you doing? Stop with my clothes."
After a struggle he got her undressed and in the tub. He got in with her.
"Herman, this tub is too small, Look water is on the floor."
He got her out of the tub and took her to bed. After about 5 minutes he got up."Where are you going?"
He came back with some tea. They drank the tea and started again. After a few minutes he got up again and came back with a pastrami sandwich.
"Dammit Herman,' she said "you screw like a chinaman
2007-01-02 16:06:56 · 6 answers · asked by homo.jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! No, she didn't!!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
This is a great, great Joke. Hilarious!
Kudos. 10*
Thank you for the laughter, and Happy New Year.
2007-01-02 17:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Herman knows now 9/10
2007-01-03 00:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good
2007-01-03 00:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... i like this joke.. its damn funny.. thanx 4 making us laugh.. hahaha
2007-01-03 00:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. funny
2007-01-03 00:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! That was good! funny...
2007-01-03 00:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋