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2007-01-02 15:57:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Accidentally kissed my brother's girlfriend when my whole family was present and my brother's expression was like -_-ll

2007-01-06 14:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was twelve I won a writing contest at the Johns Hopkins University's CTY (center for talented youth) program and had to read my entry in front of a lot of really important people, like the Johns Hopkins Press, the Board of Directors, professors in the writing department, etc.... Well, I'm also anemic and have a horrible case of stagefright. In front of all the cameras, and the microphone, and the recording device that was strapped around my neck, I fainted with a loud thud...and that screeching sound that microphones and audio equipment make. My teacher ended up reading the selection for me, while I recovered my hemoglobin levels, blood sugar, and dignity.

2007-01-02 16:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by klnichollsrn 2 · 0 0

When I use to be a stripper, I was dancing for these ladies, and things got very wild. I was really tearing it up. Then things got way out of hand when this biker chic ripped my G-string off. I hurried up and ran behind the bar, and told her and all the ladies that were there to give it back, or the show is over. It was way to late, they all saw what I was packing. Guess I should of been more proud then embarrassed.-Voodoo

2007-01-02 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Voodoo 2 · 0 0

When I was eight, I went tutoring and I was SO thirsty so I asked my tutor teacher if I could go get a drink and she said yes. She gave me a cup since I was to small to reach the fountain thing. So I filled to the top and went back to my desk and I drank my cup with one breath then out of no where a burp came bursting out of my mouth and It was S0 loud! Every body looked at me and i didnt even say excuse me... And my brtoher was getting tutored to and the teacher andhim was laughing there head off!
I just said oops

2007-01-02 17:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by sarah 4 · 0 0

having a dinner at church had a cup of coke in my hand hung my shoe on the floor the coke flew up in the air i felt like i was on a slip and slide i slide right under the table it was so embrassing!

2007-01-02 16:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mississippi Girl 7 · 1 0

I was trying out for the high school football team and was told I needed a physical before i could practice. We called my family doctor and he said he could not fit me until the following week. So, we went to the walk-in clinic instead. I had a female doctor who was quite attractive. I stood there in my underwear as she gave me my physical. She told me to drop my drawers and as she checked me for a hernia, I got an erection....lol. I am not sure who was more embarassed.

2007-01-02 16:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 3 1

When I was a little kid I was at this birthday party. I saw a lady with brown hair from the back and I knew it was my mom. I ran up to her screaming "MOM" and I hugged her. She looked back at me and it was some lady that I didn't even know. Everyone just looked at me and laughed!

2007-01-02 17:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Cwbyfanatic 1 · 0 0

ok... my maximum embarrassing 2d grew to become into whilst i grew to become into 11 years old and that i grew to become into choosen from a set of dancers to accomplish for this T.V. community, stay. this technique grew to become into for Easter so I made particular all my friends and kinfolk have been watching. i grew to become into the B-Boy for the overall performance and the degree grew to become into set. I strutted on the floor with my suited strikes and went right into a gyro when I landed I felt a cramp and stated as "Mommy help!". i grew to become into super yet I ran off embarrassed. Later that night when I have been given homestead i chanced on my cousins and brother watching a recording of the instruct and replaying my sissy squeal for mom.

2016-10-29 21:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I was trying out for the high school SCRABBLE team and was told I needed a physical before i could practice. We called my family doctor and he said he could not fit me until the following week. So, we went to the walk-in clinic instead. I had a female doctor who was quite attractive. I stood there in my underwear as she gave me my physical. She told me to drop my drawers and as she checked me for a hernia, there was a stickup lol. I am not sure who was more embarassed.

2007-01-02 16:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 0 3

My dad made me eat this huge, huge, - like Paul Bunyon, bowl of cornflakes. Then I went to school and threw up all over. It was slightly cool.

2007-01-02 16:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1 0

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