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You gotta love the internet dates!
About six years ago I met this guy online and we seemed to have a lot in common. We both liked to read, write and debate and I thought "Well this guy seems pretty cool". So we ended up talking on the phone and he suggested that we meet. Although I had not seen a picture of him I agreed because I liked his personality so much. (I was 17, and yes I know) So I went to meet him. Well needless to say I much more prefered my imagination to the real thing, but I still thought, "well I still like the person inside so let's continue". We went to Eat n Park for coffee and started to have an akward conversation. Tom then procedes to take off his baseball hat. He was bald, and not shaved head bald, but bald with peach fuzz. Tom tells me that he just got through chemotherapy for testicular cancer. I felt terrible at this point for 2 reasons: 1 because I wanted to just get the hell out fo there and 2 because I wanted to get out of there so badly. He tells me his whole story and asks me if I want to go back to his house. Stupid me, I say yes and follow him to his house. We go inside and his whole family is sitting in the family room almost waiting for my arrival. Immeadiatly his mom says "You must be ****! It's so nice to meet you!" Mind you I knew Tom for a total of ONE week. I was nice, freaked out, but nice. His sister and mom kept whispering and looking at me smiling, a bit weird. Tom asks if I want to watch The Sopranos. I say "for maybe 20 minutes because I really have to be getting home soon". We go into his basement which is just full of dirty laundry, floor to ceiling. We watch the show for about 20 minutes, and after 20 minutes of silence he goes "hey" so I turn to face him and he grabs my face and shoves his tongue literally down my throat. No joke. At this point I am just trying to breathe but this constant jabbing at the back of my throat is making it a little difficult untill I pushed him away. I told him I had to leave, said goodbye to the family and sped home. I brushed my teeth for a half an hour, that's a LONG time, and I still didn't feel clean.
I hope you enjoy.. I am actually laughing looking back on this!

2007-01-05 18:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by daisy 3 · 0 0

A guy who I thought was very attractive and seemed to have a great perosnality tried taking me on a date to mc donalds.After our fries and fountain drink *LOL(but no joke),he was driving me home and when we pulled into my driveway(keep in mind I'd only know the guy maybe a week and only seem him twice)and he asked me what I would do if he pulled his penis out right then and there.....I told him I would tell him to put it back into his pants because it was disrespectful.He barely knew me and plus the idiot had just taken me to mc donalds for crying out like as a date.Did he really expect to "get some"?I smacked him in his face and got out of car.*LOL....the funniest part about it is that he actually had a nice package,but it was the principal*LMAO* I haven't thought about that in years...Hope I added some humer to your blog

2007-01-03 00:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by chica 2 · 0 0

A girl asked me out and while we were drinking at a bar she went home with someone else. I thought that was kind of rude.

2007-01-02 23:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

when a guy tryed to rape me

2007-01-03 00:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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