"Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings."
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!"
Both pieces of the infinite wisdom of Jack Handey.
2007-01-02 15:56:40
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answered by anonymous 6
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-Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. it gives you the test first and the lesson afterwards.~~unknown,
-If I have seen farther than others it is because was standing on the shoulders of giants. ~ Sir Isaac Newton
-The soul would have no rainbows if the eyes had no tears.
-Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate. ~Thomas Jones
-When I was born I was so shocked I didn't talk for a year and a half.~Gracie Allen (i like this one. lol.)
-Failure is impossible.~Susan B. Anthony.
-The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with a photograph of herself.~Elizabeth Metcalf.
-If we see a light at the end of the tunnel It's the light of an oncoming train. ~Robert Lowell.
These are some quotes my friend and i collected.
2007-01-04 05:08:07
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answered by FallingOutWithFallOutBoy 4
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Some of my favorites are...
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
And then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful that the risk it took to blossom...
Even the longest journey begins with a single step
At the core of your being you know who you are and what you want.
I could go on and on...but these are a few of my favorites. Hope you like them. To find some great quotes go to the link below and you can order lots of great stuff from coffee mugs to note cards to calendars...they are a favorite of mine!!!
2007-01-02 16:08:22
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answered by Tiggers 3
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Mah most favourite quote is
"the word IMPOSSIBLE say itself that I M POSSIBLE"
I remember one time we were walking. I dont remember where and I don't remember when. I don't even remember the season. I just know that was the first time I felt like I belonged someplace.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
"No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread
"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
2007-01-02 22:06:30
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answered by Anonymous
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My favorite quote appeared in the movie "Akeelah and The Bee":
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same."
- Marianne Williamson
:)â¥
2007-01-03 09:37:12
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answered by Michelle 5
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LIFE IS LIKE AN ICE-CREAM LICK IT BEFORE IT MELTS!!!!
Friendship is like a gold chain. Each link is a memory from past to present. Never let the chain break or else the friendship will be gone.
FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWER OF THE GARDEN OF LIFE!!!!!
2007-01-02 20:19:31
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answered by Anonymous
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*i lay my dreams under your feet , so watch out what you are stepping over *
* we won't have everything we wish for*
*eat right , stay fit , die anyway*
* Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. *
*There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. *
*If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. *
*love what you do , to do what you love*
* all copied*
2007-01-02 16:47:56
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answered by Shoshita 2
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Illigitimi non Carborundum
Latin for "don't let the bastards wear you down"
WOW, your car MUST be fast, I was haulin A** when I passed you
It's not the speed that kills you, it's the sudden stop
2007-01-02 15:59:05
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answered by Randy M 3
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"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot." Albert Einstien
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it comprehensible" Albert Einstien
2007-01-02 21:22:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Dogs love trucks
2007-01-02 15:56:14
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answered by popeyethesadist 5
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