alrighty yall!!?

Question

gimme a hundred ways ta get kicked out of walmart. the best one gets 10 points

Answer 1

1. Be indesicive when you buy something
2. Walk around giving people flyers about how malls are trying to brainwash people
3. Start a massive game of tag and tag random people
4. Ask about the flammability of pajamas and set them to fire just to make sure they are safe
5. Sing the Batman theme in line
6. When at Wal-Mart, stare at one of the cameras and pick your nose then run off screaming for help because the evil monkeys are watching you
7. Follow one of the workers around untill they ask you what do you want and reply in a bored voice,"I dunno I just felt like following you." and then keep following them and sing annoying songs
8. Dance around with geeky moves and poke people in the head
9. Stand at the entrance and say random things like it is raining money just to make them look
10. Hide in the clothing section in one of those circular ring clothing racks.When a woman scans through say in an annoying high pitched voice,"Psst!!Psssstttt!!!PICK ME!!!!Or else the red shirt will devour you!!"
11. Run around the whole depratment for no reason and occasionaly stop and say hi to people then run
12. Hide behind a random customer and tap them on the shoulder and move to the side they don't look toward and repeat it untill they see you then run off screaming
13. Go in line with about 50 items, then decide you don't want to buy anything
14. Try to make out with random people
15. Spank people's booty
16. Fart really loud in line and blame it on the guy in back / front of you
17. Repeat everything the cashier says
18. Pick up a bunch of condoms and put them in random people's baskets
19. Go up to random people and act like you're drunk
20. Throw balls around the store
21. Get something that cost about $1. Pretend you don't have the money. Throw a tantrum like a little kid and annoy everyone. Then when the manager come, tell him "I know what you did last summer..."
22. Stare at people until they feel really uncomfortable
23. Go to the game section and play the demo games all day. Don't let anyone else play and don't listen to people if they tell you to stop.
24. Threaten to attack people to get in the front of the line
25. Try to start a riot
26. Try to start a food fight
27. Go to the kids section and play with all the toys
28. Start moaning really seductively, and say things like "Ooh yeah!" and "That's the spot! Right there baby!" and "Oooh! Oh yeah baby you got it! Keep going! Oooooh!"

Answer 2

Walk up to the manager and tell him

you really really like Walmart,
start singing..

Walmart Walmart
In my dream last night
Walmart! Walmart!
the way they sell so much stuff
the way they advertise
it is all in disguise
the way they sell you a big surprise
did i really need that stuff

the way they check me out

the way they take returns

No No they cant take it away from me...

I will never never be alone
on that bumpy shopping isle
for in a while I will find
what I'm not looking for

take it way! it is yours today

Walmart! Walmart!
the way they sell so much stuff
the way they advertise
it is all in disguise
the way they sell you a big surprise

you will kicked out for sure

Answer 3

1- steal 2- shoplift 3- lie to the customers 4- chase off the customers 5- chase off the cashiers 6- make out with a mean manager 7- spill all glass bottles, and break them 8- open all boxes/cartons and dump whatever is inside them! 9- mix the shoes up 10- switch prices 11- rip clothing 12- jump the security

sorry, that's all i got!! lol

Answer 4

1.take as many things off the racks as u can 2.moon the security camera 3.use the microphone thing and say there is a 85% sale on everything 4.go around the store dropping F bombs 5.try to steel the biggest thing you can fing in walmart 6.run around the store half naked

Answer 5

Grab people's kids and run around putting them on high shelves.
Pay for a really expensive items with pennies.
Sing loudly this is the song that never ends
Pretend your a greeter and say "welcome to walmart it came into this town and shut down my old job because it couldn't compete. Know the only place I can work at and afford to shop at is walmart. Have a great day."
Set off ever toy and anything that makes noise. Piss on everything.
Come in with a used condom or tampon and say you want to return it.

Answer 6

Well I have this game I play. First get a cart, fill it with thongs, barbie dolls, old people things, and other funny things. Go around putting these things in peoples carts. After that is over jump ahead of someone with one or two items, while you have a cartfull. Let all of the bouncy balls out of the pin. Ride bikes around or whatever toy you can find.

Answer 7

Sleep with the ASSistant managers ex-wife. Loan an ASSistant manager some money and have him refuse to pay it back. Have another ASSistant manager run over your fence and not pay you for it. Spirit Lake IA Walmart is a great place.

Answer 8

1. Get 24 boxes fo condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her "'Code 3' in housewares"...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, then pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if they know where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly by humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department practice your "Modanna look" with different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door, wait a while then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" ...

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "GO!, PIKACHU, GO!"

17. play dodgeball with the huge balls in the bin with anyone who walks by

18. open all boxes/cartons and dump whatever is inside them screaming "you cant have them, their mine, whered u put them?"!

19. mix all the shoes up, sizes and all

20. send out flyers about a party in the managers office

21. go on the loud speaker and insanly scream and yell they are gonna get me NOOOOOOOO!

22. Follow one of the workers around untill they ask you what do you want and reply in a bored voice,"I dunno I just felt like following you."

23. randomly poke people and say "oh good i thought you were COMPLETELY fake"

24. thrash wildely when someone tries talking to you

25. use the conveyer belt on the regiseter as a treadmill

26. try selling the stock while in the store

27. buy sex toys while repeating loudly " i AM a sex machine"

28. buy cigarets and smoke them in the store

29. ride a horse into the store screaming "the british are comming"

30. walk up to random people and say " i my name is Master Bating Jr., and urs?"

31. toss heavy things over the asle dividers and scream "yeah whos yo daddy now!!!

32. take the spray paint and write on the wall "ha ha now ur fuc.ked"

33. go into the wrong bathroom, when asked say "this is the real me"

34. walk up to someone in the car maintnence department and say "hi i am the mechanic working on your car, i am sorry but i couldnt fix your brakes but i made your horn louder"

35. sell porno to a teen

36. play porn on the big screen tvs in the electronics department

37. walk up to a security gaurd and say " he nice disguise but i hate the face...any way u ready to rob this place?"

38. race the carts with your friends down the isles

39. play dominoes with the isle dividers

40. handcuff yourself to another shopper and to the bump rail while chanting "your mine now"

41. greet the shoppers with "welcome to walmart, get your sh.it and get out

42. use the microphone to announce tht today is free day

43. pay for everything you can find in pennies

44. try to return a used sex toy

45. lick the manager

46. act like indianna jones and rope people and tie them to things

47. pick up all the cell phoned on display one by one screaming "CAN U HEAR ME NOW?...HELLO?... DAM!" and slam it down

48. scribble on all the books in there

49. release all the balloons in the balloon thing

50. pour water on all a printer looking asleep and going..."y wont this dam coffee macking work?"

sorry but that is all i got

Answer 9

Get up on the check out and scream "The British are coming, the British are coming." If the British were coming, I would be the first one in line. They are good looking.

Answer 10

Shoplift and make it obvious
Start screaming
Jump on a table and start singing
knock things off shelves like a crazyman
knock shopping carts over
knock carts over
Take things out of peoples carts
Scream at the cashier
Scream at customers
I dunno , and why do you want to get kicked out of wal-mart???