He Hung up
2007-01-02 14:17:22 · 20 answers · asked by bananarepublic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"
2007-01-03 01:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!
Saddam called me New Years Eve and said "I'm sorry but I can't make it to your party tonight. I'm a little hung over from yesterday!"
2007-01-02 14:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dont hang up, I am busy but will stay on the line
2007-01-02 18:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by old dick withers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that joked sucked you shouldn't tell any more jokes
2007-01-02 14:54:43 · answer #4 · answered by InFo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you like my blue suede shoes swinging for dear life
2007-01-02 15:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Janice W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahaahahahhh nice joke dude! keep them coming!
:D
2007-01-02 14:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by askaninjacom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny dude
2007-01-02 14:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little sick but I laughed.
2007-01-02 14:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0_0 hahaha that was just to good LOL funny and true.
2007-01-02 14:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by TK04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats dumb...getta beter 1!
2007-01-02 14:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by i <3 [[P.IT]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋