Steve decided to buy himself a secondhand motorbike. It was a pretty good deal, except one of the seals was missing. So whenever it rained, he would apply some vaseline to the spot where the seal should be to stop the rainwater getting in.
Anyway, one evening, his new girlfriend invited him to dinner to meet her parents. When he drove up on the bike she was waiting outside for him, and said "Whatever you do, don't say a word inside. We've had this silly argument about washing-up and the first person to speak has to do the lot".
When they got inside, Steve saw it was as bad as she said. Nobody was saying a word, and dirty dishes were piled high in the kitchen.
Dinner was certainly an uncomfortable affair, no one saying anything. So Steve decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his girlfriend, threw her across the table, and had sex with her there and then. Her Mum looked shocked and her Dad furious, but no one said anything.
Five minutes later, Steve, got up, grabbed Mum, threw her on the table and gave her a similar seeing to - girlfriend looked shocked this time, dad even more furious, but still not a word.
Suddenly there was a clap of thunder from outside and it began to rain. Thinking of his bike, Steve grabbed the vaseline and jumped out of his chair.
Dad also jumped out of his chair, yelling: "Oh, for Christ's sake. Alright, I'll do the fu**ing washing up!"
2007-01-02 14:02:41 · 19 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
more more more more
i want MORE
2007-01-02 14:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant..lol
2007-01-02 23:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
It sounds like an advert for one of those Christmas games
Fun for all the family
2007-01-02 22:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! it's funny until it gets 2 the end. u could of come up wiv a punch line a bit better. bt it was funny though gd 1.
2007-01-02 23:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont think i would like to have dinner with that family the table ender would be ok but not the rest 1010 tink
2007-01-03 23:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that gave me a good chuckle.
2007-01-02 15:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Care to reveal your source?
2007-01-02 15:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2007-01-02 14:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA LMAO thats a good one. I loved it!
2007-01-02 14:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a great joke did you come up with it? cause I thought I'd heard them all....
2007-01-02 14:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats what you use vaseline for
2007-01-02 14:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋