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two brothers went to a bar.
they both ordered beer.
one chugged the beer down really fast.
the other drank it slowly, taking his sweet time.
both the beer had poison in it, but the one who drank the beer slowly died.
why?

2007-01-02 13:59:35 · 9 answers · asked by Deidara. 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

i don't really know but here's a guess: the ice had poison so when the fast person drank it, he didnt swallow the ice. the ice in the slow guy's beer melted, he drunk the poison, and died.

2007-01-02 14:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by Christine 3 · 0 0

How about the beer also included an antidote to the poison which evaporates very quickly so the chugger got the antidote but the slow drinker did not?

p.s. Christine, nobody drinks beer "on the rocks".

2007-01-02 14:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

the beer had poisoned ice cubes, so the on bro drank his beer before the poisoned cubes could melt into his beer

2007-01-02 14:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by millegas08 4 · 0 0

The guy who chugged his beer peed right after, so no poison got in his system....I don't know? Why?

2007-01-02 14:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Virgochic 2 · 0 0

the faster the beer was drank,the faster the man died

2007-01-02 15:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by star 2 · 0 0

was the poison in the ice? because that wouldnt be too realistic. beer isnt served with ice.

2007-01-02 14:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by elle 2 · 0 0

you're so stupid.... dying isn't somthing to shaggy dog tale approximately. I only lost my son 3 weeks in the past and that i'm 19. dying isn't humorous in any respect. I in no way needed to die befor my son and you're making life and dying a shaggy dog tale. you will answer to the Lord for making up such horriable issues. human beings actully have had that happen to them. good success with your different questions you sicko

2016-11-25 23:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

why not? hehehe ok just tell me....

2007-01-02 14:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jolly_Bean 1 · 0 0

i dont know, why????

tell me

2007-01-02 14:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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