A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While
tying the
homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses
her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain do
whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy
is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
strong, honey.
I love you!".
His wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me
that
he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I
told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you!".
2007-01-02 13:48:45 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one tink 10/10 *****my cat is named tink its short for tinker
2007-01-03 02:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!thats funny! the husband told him to be strong and then the woman said to be strong to him cuz the guy is gay!
2007-01-02 21:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by 2cute2handle♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-01-02 21:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it... still rolling. god i love this site.... always a funny joke to give you a smile and a laugh when youre bored. keep em coming. thanks
ummmmm...... tink... tink.... tink.... dint i just answer a question of yours. oh yeahhh.... the one about the wax. sorry about that. read your additional details. meant no offence. cant believe i got 2 td for that. i just remembered seeing it before. but like i said.... it is funny and laughed just like before. well maybe not just like before seeing as how i read it once and i knew what was coming....but still good.
2007-01-02 21:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats funny
, heard it before but always makes me laugh!
2007-01-02 22:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!!
I can't believe it i didn't c that comin.
Thanks 4 da laugh.
2007-01-03 05:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a classic
2007-01-02 21:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...lol
2007-01-03 07:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT was a good joke!
2007-01-02 21:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grosly funny
2007-01-02 21:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋