Don't they know if they don't believe they gonna get shot down by Santa Claus? In Something 13:25 it says "all whom do not belive shall be killed by Santa Claus!" and in Something Else 20:32 it says "atheists are dumb folks who need book learnin'!"
p.s-feel free to insult my: intelligence, stupid joke, avatar, agnosticism, family, name and/or race.
super p..s. this is a joke.
super duper p.s. please don't flame me...I don't think my little ol' heart can take it!
2007-01-02 13:10:43 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
dude, i like you
2007-01-02 13:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by fayewred 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Romans (10)
2007-01-02 21:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahaha!
2007-01-02 21:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intelligent insults are more effective. Study up next time.
2007-01-02 21:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao what you're saying about santa claus you're a clown dude lmmfao and i'm not gonna insult agnosticism as i'm agnostic myself
2007-01-02 21:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, uh, you aren't really asking about atheists, are you? Rather, you are inventing an excuse to mock others. At least you give others the permission to mock you back. It would only be fair.
2007-01-02 21:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess that we were all abused as children, or are rebellious by nature, or are subconsciously seeking "the truth" (LOL), or are demons, or are selfish, or are materialistic, or are influenced by Satan...I've heard it all...
Wait 'til we die and find out "the truth", right? LMAO. I'm shaking in my boots.
2007-01-02 21:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-02 21:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We do believe, we just don't like God because he's got too many damn rules.
*edit* oh, sorry I didn't see this was a joke
2007-01-02 21:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by WhatTheHeck? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly....are you trying to get someone to argue with you ?
I just plain think you to cute, how about that ?
2007-01-02 21:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Bridget 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is that this really isn't far off.
2007-01-02 21:14:12 · answer #11 · answered by Alex 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋