2007-01-02 13:08:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm italian.
2007-01-02 13:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Soundjata 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The dumbest lie I ever told was that I was interested in someone but that I couldn't proceed in the relationship because I was dating two people already. It wasn't true but he believed me.
2007-01-02 13:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ang_Bluestones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
before i was in color guard i was playing around with a pole that had no end caps on it. It hit me square between the eyes and left a huge scar. I told everybody that i tripped and hit my head on a pool table. Most people bought it :D, but some asked "why is it in a perfect circle?" my reply "yeah, it'll to that to ya......" :D
OH, i also forged my parents signiture on a failed test, would have worked if i didnt mess up and used white out to redo the signiture :D
2007-01-02 13:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by //// 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man kept following me down a busy street.He was harassing me. Finally I turned towards him and began to do sign language and acted deaf. He walked away. It didn't occur to me or apparently him, the whole time I was doing this I had ear phones on from my Ipod. How could I be deaf? He left me alone, that's all that counts.
2007-01-02 13:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Aidge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends were in a fight, and I was on one person's side, and the one who's side I was on was at my house and we called the other girl to see if she was mad at the girl that was at me (we were pretending that it was only me) and the girl asked me if she was at my house because it was over email earlier that day and I said "uhhhhhhh no, ummm..... she was here earlier thats how I know", and im like the worst liar ever, but she believed me!!
2007-01-02 13:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was in grade 6 i told this girl at my school that i was an actress from holloywood (i live in windsor ont) and that im not going to be at school on saterday and sunday (yes i no theres ni school on those days anyway thats y i said it) because i was making a movie. And she believed me!!
2007-01-02 13:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one time I was hanging out with my friend at school, I told my friend that I was broke, I actually had $10 on me so I went down to the book keepers office (she makes change) and I came back with 2 fives. he said "where'd you get that?" I said "the book keeper gave it to me" this progressed until he wanted money so he went down to the office and asked for money.
I tricked him TWICE (2 times) with this.
2007-01-02 13:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by skybluefrank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my friend I was a famous actress and set up a [fake] email account. She started emailing the account, and sent all these crazy fan messages to it!
2007-01-02 14:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've told someone that I don't lie which is obviously not true
2007-01-02 13:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I forged my mom's signature once on a middle school report card, I handed it to the teacher, saying "My mom has the flu. She told me I could forge it for her."
2007-01-02 13:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to my friend's house and her dog ate my report card ( that was the lie )
2007-01-02 13:10:51 · answer #11 · answered by Diva_Queen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋