2007-01-02 12:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by dumbdumbhead 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NO woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris unless Chuck Norris decided to!
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling people sometimes corn just needs to lie the *bleep* down"
2007-01-02 12:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Zimmia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck dared to do that, it would receive the queen mother of all roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris himself. Don't mess with Chuck Norris!
2007-01-02 13:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sass B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck could chuck num chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck norris
2007-01-02 14:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could......
If his dentures were any good!
2007-01-02 13:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck just as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-01-02 12:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You better not mock Chuck Norris. I hear he ripped that throat out of one of his girlfriends for saying that.
2007-01-02 12:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, Norris's weight in wood? Plus a little more if he's partial to spinach...
2007-01-02 19:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by pompeii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee?
2007-01-02 12:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he chucked Chuck Norris, he would upchuck.
2007-01-02 12:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. Large Richard 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walker...Texas Ranger
2007-01-02 12:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋