Help! at first there was a clown in my house who wouldn't go away. Now when i wasn't looking he turned into a dentist! please help! i have no idea what to do! at any second he might start performing surgery on me!
2007-01-02 12:35:07 · 15 answers · asked by Andrew W 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
come here, let me slap you.. I'll make it all go away.
2007-01-02 12:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now is that a clown dentist or just a dentist. It makes all the difference.
For a clown dentist- yet again thank god it is not a mime.
Then proceed to creating a cocoon around yourself using spit and newspaper. After 4 days inside the cocoon bust through the cocoon dancing like the lord of the dance. The clown will faint. Using a beer bong and some ky jelly. Slide the tube into his stomache and pour holy water with a sprig of parsley down his throat. Bury him in 3-4 feet of loose soil and water with vodka every other day. In 4-6 weeks you will have a beautiful multicolored balloon tree.
If it is a real dentist. Throw sugar on him and tell him his flesh is burning off.
2007-01-02 22:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wsould rather have a dentist in the house than a clown. I hate clowns. If you really want the clown back meditate and think of the clown and it will appear again!
2007-01-02 21:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so weird,my dentist turned in a clown at about the same time.Take it from me,if you want to render him powerless you must wear a top hat to bed,its the only way!
2007-01-02 20:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Rockmore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what r u on...lol if theres a clown in your house, id run far away...cuz there creepy and it turned into a dentist...hmm... wow thats one messed up clown...welll have fun with that or throw him out the window... i would =]
2007-01-02 21:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't sleep...clown will eat me
Can't sleep...clown will eat me
2007-01-02 22:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay of the acid man
2007-01-02 20:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by digby_by 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to him and convince him to go to school first.
2007-01-02 20:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him or her measure your periodontal pockets to make sure you don't have any bone loss.
2007-01-04 22:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by vik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steal his dental drill when he's not looking. then if he tries to get you...a tooth for a tooth!
2007-01-02 20:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by L-cee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it's not that elf from Rudolph?
2007-01-02 20:38:01 · answer #11 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋