I placed a 1/2 cup of butter in the microwave, along with some bluefin tuna scales. I microwaved them on high for 30 seconds. And the result: the scales didn't become a conscious human. And the butter didn't morph into a Lexus SUV. See? It easily disproves all of science!
(WARNING! The sarcastically-challenged need to stop typing now and turn off their computers!)
2007-01-02 12:29:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmao
2007-01-02 21:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yours didn't morph into a Lexus SUV?
...mine did. My microwave exploded because of it.
Of course, the Lexus didn't have an engine.
2007-01-02 20:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is a good start, now you just need to let it rotate in space for a 4 billion years or so and then you will be God to some poor new universe maybe you will do a better job though
2007-01-02 20:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by unknown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I can sit here all day and pray for god to strike me down with lightening, nothing ever happens though, it's a little disappointing.
2007-01-02 20:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Shalabra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try ,try again till you finally give up. Proclaim that you are a creation of Allah, who gave you life.
2007-01-02 20:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoooope , U has gone an done it.Bless yo soul.
2007-01-02 20:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by hunter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meet you in church!
lol
2007-01-02 20:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Goodly Devil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, it worked when I tried it. That's how I met my wife.
2007-01-02 20:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-02 20:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god you're right!! What have I been doing with my life?? ...Oh yeah....uh...nevermind.
2007-01-02 20:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by ivioonbeams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋