2007-01-02 12:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They hitched a ride when he wasn't looking. The mystery about the Unicorns was solved last month when they translated the recently discovered journal Noah kept on the voyage. In it he mentioned that, "They were delicious".
2007-01-02 12:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Noah's Ark was a real story, he'd have some big problems with that....
NOAH: Dammit, Giraffe, who put this hole here?
GIRAFFE: It wasn't me, sir. It may have been the unicorns.
NOAH: Throw them overboard, this is the last straw.
GIRAFFE: Won't they drown?
NOAH: They can swim, can't they?
*PLOP*
GIRAFFE: Sir, they drowned.
NOAH: Oops.
GIRAFFE: And it wasn't them, it was the woodworms. And I can't find them, they must have dug deeper.
NOAH: Crap.
2007-01-02 20:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woodworm adults can fly. Think about the TAPEWORMS he would need to carry. Work that out !
2007-01-02 20:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and apparently two wood-peckers too. Drove him mad for the whole 40 days, pecking holes all over the barky
2007-01-02 20:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noah obeyed God and took two of each essential living beings. We know that God then multiplied the basic living beings into multitudes that exist today. Even in our lifetime we see for example increase in
dog breeds, cat breeds , etc.... God can use obedience to give us all our needs. Just have faith in His Greatness and Abundant Mercy.
2007-01-02 20:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by Charles H 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would have had to, wouldn't he? And two cockroachs, and two Black Widow spiders, two dung beetles, two rattlesnakes (of each individual species), two pit vipers (again, of each species)....
The only thing he forgot was intelligent humans.
2007-01-02 20:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Andhow about carpenter bees?
2007-01-02 20:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Apparently so.
Edit...Or, maybe they were already in the wood he built the ark with.
2007-01-02 20:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Alledgedly..
2007-01-02 20:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No he only took mammals.
Woodworms came out of eggs in the sea which when the mammals defecated near the ocean, the eggs grew on their feces, and the bugs began!! Also this is how crustaceans came about and fish too...
2007-01-02 20:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋