Help! I came home today to find a clown in my house!! I told him to go away. He said No. So I just left him where he was sitting in the kitchen and hoped he would just walk away. When I came back to eat dinner he was still there. What should I Do?
2007-01-02 11:47:54 · 28 answers · asked by Andrew W 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
grow up
2007-01-02 11:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Olivia's Mama 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First thank god it is not a mime. Next give the clown a rubber chicken a hammer and some frozen cool whip and lock him in a dark room. Poor thing will take care of it's self.
Be sure to do your part and recyle your dead clown at the local clown recyling center.
Whatever you do while he still lives do not sleep. Instead chant
I can't sleep the clowns will eat me to stay awake.
2007-01-02 20:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woh hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehihihihihihihi lucky u I wish theres a clown in my kitchen Say hi to him from me but what ever u do don't make fun of him or kick him on the balls cause he'll be a sad clown, offer him something to eat and drink he must be hungry thats why he's in the kitchen,he'll go when he
is full.Ask him to make u a clown sandwich. hahahahahaha
2007-01-02 19:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear God!!! Get out of the house! Go to the nearest store and buy colorful balloons, confetti and a unicycle. Now lure him away from your house while riding the unicycle, waving the balloons and tossing confetti. Lure him toward your local circus, the ringmaster will come and take custody of the menace. Good Luck.
2007-01-02 19:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by alessa_sunderland 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel so bad for you. I know clowns are so creepy. Your best bet is to dump gas on him and lit a match and put end to the clown in your house. Good luck
2007-01-02 19:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a clown in my house once too. He kept annoying me and eating all of the food in the house. Never helped to clean or anything, always left his dirty clothes laying on the floor. I had to tell him to leave cuz "Homey don't play dat".
2007-01-02 20:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by bullet_with_buterfly_wings_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the exterminator as soon as possible! If left unchecked, clowns can bread into thousands of clowns in a few days. If you must have a clown in your home, please spay or neuter them to control the clown population.
2007-01-02 19:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by csburridge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you've been watching the movie "IT" by Steven King too much lately. You know, he really wasn't a clown, he was a monster. So no more seeing clowns that aren't there.
2007-01-02 20:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by Barbara S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah relax...I have a clown in my house, too...we're even married!
2007-01-02 19:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Set your toy Tonka truck outside and tell him his ride home is here.
2007-01-02 19:51:42 · answer #10 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the circus.
2007-01-02 19:50:24 · answer #11 · answered by Goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋