2007-01-02 11:39:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
in a tree by the brook
2007-01-02 11:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
First you got to find out if there even is a heaven or else there would be no stairway, and what that heaven is. Have you ever heard of heaven on earth? Also, maybe it doesn't take a stairway to find heaven, maybe it takes an elevator, I mean who truly knows?
2007-01-02 11:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by poeart 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have one on sale but you must act fast it won t last long.
For the low fee of $000,000,000.000.01 You can be the proud owner
of a stairway to heaven, never used. Fully garanteed to hold over weights
and soft on the wings in case the trip is a round trip.
2007-01-02 11:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a music store ask for Led Zeppelin IV and the song is on that album. If you want to buy a literal stairway to Heaven, sorry can't do it someone already bought it. He'll give it to you for free though. Just ask him.
2007-01-02 11:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by Ron P 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stairways are no longer available but for the nominal shipping fee of only $19.99 you can have your soul Fed-Ex'ed to heaven, however this is not a guaranteed delivery and their is a packing and handling fee of 1googol American dollars. (that's 1 to the one-hundredth power)
2007-01-02 12:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start a basket weaving operation with granny. Use the profits to build stairway. Heck, weave one and save the money for a personality transplant.
2007-01-02 12:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It has already been attempted and failed.According to Genesis Chapter 11 of the Bible, the Tower of Babel was a tower built by a united humanity to reach the heavens. Because the hearts of men were said to be inherently evil and disobedient, they were striving to make a name for themselves instead of worshipping the God who created them. Because of this open defiance, God stopped their efforts by confusing languages so that the builders could not understand one another. As a result, they could no longer communicate and the work was halted. The builders were then scattered to different parts of Earth. This story is sometimes used to explain the existence of many different languages and races.
2007-01-02 11:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by K 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can't. Try listening to the words sometime....She's buying a stairway to heaven...
2007-01-02 11:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Answergirl 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can buy the stairway through Jesus Christ. However there's no charge for it.
2007-01-02 11:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by * Akosua* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You cannot purchase it because it is free.
The Right to Enter Paradise
Death is inevitable. The thief on the cross knew when his would occur, but we can not predict our own. After his death, the crucified criminal went to live in paradise with Jesus. Some of us will also live eternally in God's presence. But others will experience everlasting torment, forever separated from Him.
If we receive Jesus as our Savior, our penalty for sin is paid. We are adopted into God's family, and Heaven is our eternal home. If we reject Jesus, we remain alienated from the Lord and under condemnation for our sin. We are destined to experience eternal judgment. God won't accept any of man's excuses because there is no acceptable defense for unbelief. (Acts 4:12)
Become part of God's family today. Acknowledge your sinfulness, and express your faith in these words:
"God, I have sinned against You. (Romans 3:23) I've followed my own way and refused to give You the right to rule in my life. (Romans 3:10-12) I recognize I am separated from You and cannot rescue myself. I do believe that Jesus Christ is Your Son. I accept the truth of the Scriptures? that His death on the cross paid my sin-debt in full. (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) And I ask You to forgive me of my sins. (1 John 1:9) By faith, I receive You, Lord Jesus, as my personal Savior from this moment on."
If you just spoke those words to God, then, like the thief on the cross, you have received salvation? a gift of God's grace. The heavenly Father welcomes every person who comes to Him through His Son, regardless of background, age, or current situation. Through Jesus, the right to enter paradise is yours!
2007-01-02 11:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Freedom 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have an extra one that I'll sell to you for $50. It's used, though...
2007-01-02 12:13:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋