Five tips for a woman....
1 It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
OUR DICTIONARY (what they should memorize):
FINE
>>> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
>>> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
>>> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
>>> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
2007-01-02 11:04:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOUD SIGH
>>> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
>>> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
>>> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
>>> It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
2007-01-02 11:04:58 · update #1
well its not a joke
i just wrote that to put it in the right category cuz for some reason it wouldnt show up
its more like the truth...like what we know and acknowledge and men should know
2007-01-02 11:09:40 · update #2
wow.......... hillarious!!
not only is it funny but it is also true to some extent!! well, guess now men will really know what we mean!
so... i giv u 10/10 for your joke/fact and 11/10 for your effort... you wrote so much :)
2007-01-02 11:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cuteâ¥
2007-01-02 19:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by [0EiGHT] PRiNCeSS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FIVE MINUTES....is also only five minutes when she's like "ONLY five minutes....where the heck are the freaking batteries?"
2007-01-03 00:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Virgochic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truely funny girl
2007-01-02 19:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by iAishAi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rolling on the floor laughing.Ha ha ha ha ha (wipe a tear).
So true so true!
2007-01-02 19:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I dont get it the joke part.
2007-01-02 19:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by Irish Hottie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the fifth tip is funny. lol.
2007-01-02 19:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by Robby_G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
the one about the "five tips..." was hilarious.
2007-01-02 19:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by jbird 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha now that I think about it. Is not a lie "OUR DICTIONARY"
2007-01-02 21:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by TK04 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very very cute!! Thanks I needed a laugh today :( But then you come along and made it better!! Thank you very much! ;o)
2007-01-02 19:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋