This guy one night felt like stopping at a bar to get a beer before he went home.He pulled up to the bar and got out and walked in. There wasnt really anyone there but a few people.
He then goes over and sits next to some big redneck at the bar. The big guys says to him "why you sitting next to me i never said you could".The man says back "what are you talking back".This gets the big guy mad so he hits em one good time and says "thats kung fu from china".
well the big guy goes to the restroom and the guy gets back on his stole.The big guy comes back out and says "i thought i told you already you cant sit there". So the big guy hits him angian. "Thats judo from japan". Well the guy is getting mad so get walks out to his car. He comes back into the car and hits the big guy one good time and knocks him out. He gets on the bar stole agian and says to the bar tender "i would like another beer, and tell the big guy when he wakes up that thats a tire iron from sears".
2007-01-02 10:36:43 · 8 answers · asked by LazY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DID YOU MAKE THIS UP?
8/10
2007-01-02 10:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
I give it an 8 out of 10
2007-01-02 18:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 9/10
2007-01-03 02:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool .. an 8
2007-01-02 19:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh Okay I guess
2007-01-02 18:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been funnier if you had spelled it correctly and made it much more readable.
2007-01-02 20:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not really funny.5/10.sorry.
2007-01-02 18:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-02 18:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋