Two farmhands went to a country dance. One of the hands, Joe,
had a wooden eye and was very self-conscious about it.
Joe told the other guy, Bill, that he was worried about someone
saying something about his wooden eye. Bill told him not to
worry because it was a good eye and most people couldn't tell
it from a real eye.
Bill danced nearly every dance as there was a lot of farm girls
there. Joe just didn't dance at all. Finally, Bill went over to
Joe and asked if he had danced with any of the girls.
Joe told him that he had not because he was concerned about
them saying something about his wooden eye. Bill told him
again not to be concerned about it. Bill pointed to a girl
sitting across the room and told Joe,
"See that good-looking girl over there? She's got a hair-
lip and hasn't danced but once or twice. I danced with her
once and she's an excellent dancer and real polite. Go over
there and ask her to dance. She won't say anything about
your wooden eye."
2007-01-02 10:27:29 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So Joe had a couple of more snorts of courage and went over
to the hair-lipped girl and asked,
"Do you want to dance?"
To which she replied in a high pitched hair-lipped voice,
"Would I, Would I!"
To which Joe replied,
"Hair-lip, Hair-lip!!"
think about it......
2007-01-02 10:27:46 · update #1
I like YOU That is so funny
LOL Another clean one!
GOOD ONE a m
Thanks again for the laugh, I really did need it because I was just giving advice to a depressed friend and was feeling a little down myself.
Thanks friend!
Happy 2007!
2007-01-02 10:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooh Tess that brings back a foul memory! I have been off college ill (actual) and back to college whilst there replaced right into a rustic dancing class that morning. As I had neglected the coaching of that distinctive dance i did not comprehend the stairs. i replaced into completely humiliated whilst the instructor pronounced in front of all of us 'i could slap your legs for not doing it precise'!!! Ouch!!!!
2016-10-19 09:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by pachter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice clean joke 9/10
2007-01-02 22:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke many years ago, from my shop teacher. It's still a classic.
2007-01-02 10:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by esugrad97 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very gd 10/10
2007-01-02 18:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!!
2007-01-02 10:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yer i remember this from when i was at school, 30 years ago, awesome, bring back a few memories, pity about the joke though,,,
2007-01-02 10:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
my grandpa told me this one but she had buck teeth and they were called andy and steve
2007-01-02 10:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaaaaaa
that slayed me
hahahahahaaaaaaa
2007-01-02 11:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by strangeinthewest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant! good to hear something different on here
2007-01-02 19:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋