Would you bust out a classic line like, "By the power of Grey Skull!"
something people years down the road could appreciate...
or something lame like "Scuse me, coming through..."
2007-01-02 10:21:31 · 18 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh whichever one he parted.
2007-01-02 10:24:33 · update #1
by Grapthor's Hammer i command thee to part - now!
2007-01-02 10:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He DID part the red sea, or at least that's the sea he supposedly parted. As for what I'd say...... Probably something along the line of "$50 bucks says I can make this sea split this sucker in two."
2007-01-02 18:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Gent Of Style 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would think ahead and get the group to stop by the local bar hut and buy them drinks (out of lead cups of course) for a 6 hours, then take them out to the Red Sea Ooooo around 12ish AM while its nice and dark and say ok boys watch this!!!!
2007-01-02 18:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by jarrow t 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Hey! There's my shoe!"
"Hey Jews! For a dime I'll save you hundreds in boat fees!"
"Twisting by the pool!"
"Let me show you the Pre-Cambrian Stromatolites, the TRUE origin of life"
or something like this.
2007-01-02 18:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Исаак Озимов 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! mother of nat-u-ral, oh! mighty one, spread your salty layers and expose what lyes deep, for i got many who would follow your moisture unto the exciting land of freedom
2007-01-02 18:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by themeathanger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably say something like, "Is it really necessary to drown the people who follow us? Can't you just make a bridge and we'll just outrun them?"
2007-01-02 18:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were Moses about to part the sea, I would say "Father, are you sure about this?...OK."
2007-01-02 18:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by rezany 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anythihg. I would step into the water as if I was going to cross it.
2007-01-02 18:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by Deb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A LITTLE HELP HERE
I found this out recently,
every three hundred years or so the red sea actually does part. There is no scientific explanation, but it parts, right down to the sea floor.
2007-01-02 18:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Something lame like "Pass the ketchup."
2007-01-02 18:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋