Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed.
Sam looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a
note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go
shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Sam asks, "Son,
what happened last night?"
2007-01-02 10:11:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk
and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, Sam asks,
"So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me? I
should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said ,
"Lady leave me alone!
I'm married!"
2007-01-02 10:12:13 · update #1
Moral
Self-induced hangover -- $2000.00
Broken furniture -- $20,000.00
Breakfast --$100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
2007-01-02 10:13:09 · update #2
Mr. S you silly
2007-01-02 10:23:47 · update #3
yeah i learned one very important moral from this story...pretend to be drunk and say things that you're wife might apreciate...thx for the lesson lol
2007-01-02 10:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats an expensive breakfast lol. that was funny.
2007-01-02 18:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that was an excellent joke...im gonna tell this to my man! lol
2007-01-02 19:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by WOWbrandywineWOW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one. Cool.
2007-01-03 00:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but when has that ever happened...lol
2007-01-02 18:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! already new that, but good reminder
2007-01-02 18:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.. that is a true husband!
2007-01-02 18:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!!
2007-01-02 18:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i like it!
2007-01-02 18:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was nice
2007-01-02 18:52:09 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋