A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married for a long time."
2007-01-02 10:11:30 · 23 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! its so funny but kinda mean. its comething u would laugh at and think thats mean but ssoo funny!
2007-01-02 10:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by irock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sounds like Bob Hope or Groucho Marx or WC Fields or one of those old comedians.
2007-01-02 10:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Heres one for YOU:
Why do people play golf? They like to club their balls with irons.
2007-01-02 17:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tat was funny, maybe the best joke I've heard all day!
2007-01-02 10:22:14 · answer #4 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny, but I've heard it before
2007-01-02 10:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile but a m that's a COLD one man!
I still like you though...on to the next one.........
2007-01-02 10:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny. I like your jokes
2007-01-02 19:16:47 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah thats funny hahahahaha hes mean
2007-01-02 10:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by munkiluvrmp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah nice one
2007-01-02 10:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious
2007-01-02 10:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋