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Joke A

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"


Joke B

A lady at a party goes up to me and say's, "Man, you are drunk." I say , "yeah but you are ugly. but in the morning I'll be sober."

2007-01-02 09:57:12 · 55 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

55 answers

Love Joke A !!

2007-01-02 09:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 1 0

Would you mind repeating them? I was distracted there for a second and missed the second one..

Actually, they were both okay, I have heard them both before, and I think I prefer Joke B.
So, now would you repeat Joke B?

Just kidding...

2007-01-02 14:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

Joke A by quite a long way

2007-01-03 02:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0 0

Definately B

2007-01-02 15:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by JD 2 · 0 0

Joke A is funnier to me. I don't understand joke B.

2007-01-05 08:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Joke B isn't a joke, it is a quote of something winston churchill said

2007-01-02 10:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by clusp 3 · 1 0

B because Its like your saying I will stop being drunk but you will always be ugly!

2007-01-02 10:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kendra 4 · 0 0

B. My dad used to say this sort of thing to people constantly and it always made me laugh, luckily enough they saw the funny side too!

2007-01-02 10:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0 0

B slightly funnier

2007-01-02 19:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Both very gd lol 10/10
i did post b yesturday lol

2007-01-02 09:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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