A guy goes to a Brothel. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his £200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He’s searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It’s paid for."
2007-01-02 09:51:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good genuinely funny. 10/10
2007-01-03 07:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was a lot better than some of the rubbish I've read on here so far.
2007-01-02 09:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say it's not paid for....you say he paid her two hundred dollars for services, but when she left the room, she took two hundred pounds sterling...maybe from the previous client, Tony Blair. So his money is still up there, burning....LOL
2007-01-02 10:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-02 10:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-01-02 09:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Guy I'd have found her myself and got a refund. LOL
2007-01-03 02:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-01-02 12:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT 1
2007-01-03 13:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute.
2007-01-02 09:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-02 10:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋