A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
2007-01-02 09:32:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic!!! lol!!!
2007-01-02 09:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by loopylynda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. I like this one: A blonde, brunette, and a red head are on a pirate ship about to get shot and fall off the plank. The brunette goes first and shouts, "LOOK!! A TORNADO!!" and the pirates look and she gets away. Then the red head is up and she shouts, "OMG!!! A BLIZZARD!!!" and the pirates look and she gets away. Then the blonde is up and she shouts, "FIRE!!!"
2007-01-02 17:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by stifmeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Good one. 11/10
2007-01-03 15:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was staring at an orange juice carton for five hours, when asked why, she said the box said.. concentrate.
2007-01-02 17:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by doommmey 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you come up with this stuff off the top of your head or find it on the net. Anywayz who cares this is funny stuff...lol
2007-01-02 17:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy New Year.
Is there an easier way to tell if they are genuine blondes?
2007-01-02 17:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so true my husband has blond roots.
2007-01-03 21:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill lol 10/10
2007-01-02 20:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sooo funny lol 11/10 lol
2007-01-03 12:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rim shot!
2007-01-02 17:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL not bad, i've heard it before.
2007-01-02 18:23:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋