A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
2007-01-02 09:30:17 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tee hee this was good. I like blonde jokes but was told off by some. But this was good and I am sure blondes would enjoy it too. Thanx
2007-01-03 07:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I must have seen this joke at least three times on Yahoo in last three weeks.
Its a great joke and is believable. My neice is a stewardess and once had the problem of a blonde who kept going to the toilet and staying in there for long periods. As other passengers were getting annoyed she told her that the toilet had an intermittent fault and there was the chance she could get sucked out of the plane!! She didn't use the toilet again.
2007-01-02 09:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its funny
I flew Air Jamaica, if the plane split in two, it wouldn't have surprised me.
The monitor said boarding for handicapped folks, then said it left.
No time for non handicapped to board. Weird. Tons of delays too. I was like we will fly the plane when the we are ready and finish this joint, or when the flight gets full. Soon Come.
2007-01-02 09:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Kind of lengthy, but pretty good.
7 stars out of 10
2007-01-02 09:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol your the best sooo funny lol 12/10
2007-01-03 04:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl brilliant 10/10
2007-01-02 12:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty Funny!
2007-01-02 09:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by mariah(: 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I love a good blonde joke!
2007-01-02 09:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by sherbert 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I really liked this one
I didnt gues the ending...good joke ha ha
2007-01-02 09:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol 8/10
2007-01-02 09:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋