Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".
2007-01-02 09:16:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats the one for the pub tonite lol very funny 13 /10
2007-01-03 04:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-02 17:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Igor Ch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a long joke to read, but not when said. Anywayz it's still funny...lol.
Your "Funny or Not Irish 1" was funnier though!
2007-01-02 17:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely!
2007-01-02 17:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by microfine19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see its not true all us irish are thick clever joke 10/10
2007-01-02 21:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha Glad to have you back where you been
2007-01-02 17:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol.
2007-01-02 17:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-02 17:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by KEVIN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.......unless your are the German.....
2007-01-02 17:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-01-02 17:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋