2007-01-02 08:54:15 · 21 answers · asked by Rick 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Hunger, it drives everyone at one point or another. Ronald wasn't paying enough and the dude had to support FIVE kiddy meals. His salary wasn't enough and when late one night his baby got hungry and he had no food, well the rest is history.
2007-01-02 08:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by mjcalohan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard Grimace was touchy feely when Hamburglar was just a pre-teen. He supressed the memories until they were jolted into his mind while having a heavy petting session with Birdie.
He tried counseling butt he was never to get over the trauma. He turned to crime to support his crack habit.
Someone call Intervention.
2007-01-02 08:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Susie D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orphaned at a youthful age, Hamburglar in no way had the reward of the different little ones in McDonaldland. As he grew up, outcast and embittered, he bent his will in direction of revenge. Hamburglar graduated from McDonald's college with honors, and grew to become into congratulated through none different than Ray Kroc and Ronald himself. Starstruck, he very almost grew to become his life around. Weeks after his commencement, Hamburglar grew to become into turning out to be a turning out to be style of desperate as he could no longer land a job. Dejected and hungry, he searched the dumpster in the back of his widespread eating place for some scraps to maintain himself. observed through Mayor McCheese, he grew to become into arrested and paraded in the previous the sugar-buzzed little ones at McDonald's Playland. the little ones laughed and threw nuggets at him.This humiliation proved to be the final straw. Hamburglar back to the delinquent fantasies that had sustained his youngsters. He donned a hide that he deemed suitable for enacting the situation of anti-hero. it somewhat is been a downward spiral for this undesirable wretch ever considering the fact that. i'm confident that everybody has considered the pictures of his infinite arrests and bigger degradation. i think of that it somewhat is time for rehabilitation. If we include him as one in each and every of our own, and get him some good clothing, this guy could be saved.
2016-11-25 23:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It the friggin clown's fault. Burgers where all but Free once upon a time...but that greedy clown just couldn't leave well enough alone. He had to hire his fugly hit-man grimace and his little midget entourage the fry-guys...always jacking prices up....always trying to be the big man....to put the King in his place...it got so bad that birdie flew the coup...grimace wears a T-Rex mask wen underground and started his own kiddie cult...the fry-guys are still clinging to that clown, but the prices...man, the prices drove the hamburgler to a life of crime....he can't even get a quarter pounder...has to settle for the welfare-patty with one stinking hunk of pickle and a pea-sized shot of ketchup on that dry dingy bun...
The clown's power got to him...it really got to him... and destroyed the innocence and meat-patty loving innocence that was once called Hamburgler.
2007-01-02 09:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by silverback487 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obsesssive-compulsive disorder, and a deep internal resentment for his abandonment by his Jewish mother, causing a rebellious urge to steal things labeled that begin with "ham," despite the lack of pork actually found in the product.
2007-01-02 09:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just a crime eating McDonald's Hamburgers!
2007-01-02 08:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Mayor MacCheese slipped him his Big Mac when he was a Small Fry. He just ain't been right since.
2007-01-02 09:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was hit by a Big Mac
2007-01-02 08:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by southerncrescent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He found out that Ronald was a pedo.
2007-01-02 08:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
video games
2007-01-02 09:03:07 · answer #10 · answered by baldisbeautiful 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋