As soon as he came, she started to weep. She knew by the taste, he'd been f----@g her sheep.
2. Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said "We'd get you one, but our mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job". Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed His dad asks "Where you going son?" Patrick replied "I walked past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was coming too. I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f----@g bike.
3. An ode to Steve !
A bright and brash Australian, the hunter was his name. And all those slimy reptiles brought him wealth and fame. Some say he was a looker, to girls he was a dish. He knew it all about crocodiles, but sweet f--ck all 'bout fish.
4. There was a tight man called Fred, who wanted a cheap water bed None could be found for under a pound so he peed on his mattress instead.
2007-01-02 08:00:03 · 28 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...i laughed
2007-01-02 08:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO the 1st and 2 were best
2007-01-02 17:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by cosmogirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liked them classic's 10/10
2007-01-02 17:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My face formed what i have been told is called a smile, and i laughed too, ta.
2007-01-02 16:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by ........ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny and original not heard those before I'll give you 10/10 for your efforts! :)
2007-01-02 16:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brill lol 10/10
2007-01-09 19:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
some were funny, others not so much
happy 2007
2007-01-02 16:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one 10/10 lol
2007-01-02 21:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like number 2 lol so funny :D
2007-01-02 16:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crazy but funny nice one
2007-01-10 00:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah something thats actually funny...!
2007-01-02 17:58:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋