As his God? 'Cause by then, I've got a pretty kick-*** army of God's that He wont want to mess with. After that, his only choice is to worship me for the benevolent dictator that I am.
2007-01-02 07:53:59 · 20 answers · asked by pastor of muppets 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jo - I may be a loner...but I know another famous loner that you worship.
his name?
the jesus.
2007-01-02 08:57:42 · update #1
thats fu**ed up, grow up.
2007-01-02 07:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh oh, sounds like you have some issues with God. Accept you as His God? What kind of thinking is that? The creation trying to rule over the Creator. I know of one who tried to become greather than God and he was kick out of heaven into a bottomless pit. I wouldn't tempt Him like that if I were you.
2007-01-02 16:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by DariusAA 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is the owner of the Earth, and is not impressed by material things.
2007-01-02 15:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a sick question. It doesn't matter how many statues you build - you ain't worth being anyones God, nor being worshiped.
2007-01-02 15:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Topez 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Um, you're weird and I don't think anyone wants you for a god. I'm sure you're a loner.
2007-01-02 15:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster probably accepts you without any statues...
Ramen !
2007-01-02 15:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ONLY ONE GOD AND YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM TO ACCEPT YOU AS HIS GOD. HE IS THE ONE AND ONLY. IT IS A GOOD THING THAT GOD IS MERCIFUL BECAUSE IF HE WAS NOT YOU WOULD BE A PILE OF ASH ON THE GROUND FROM THE LIGHTNING BOLT HE SHOULD USE ON YOU.
2007-01-02 16:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by anita_reel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What the crap is your problem? Dude, God will not fear you, and you can't be a God. There is only one god. He is the alpha and the omega. He was, He is, and He will be. What does it take to get that through to you!
2007-01-02 15:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by tjfirey 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How will 10,000 statues defeat anyone, let alone God?
2007-01-02 15:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can build 1,000,000 statutes of my God and you still will not be accepted!
2007-01-02 15:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by kim_n_orlando 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, 'cause your failure to capitalize He in every instance shows your true lack of reverence.
2007-01-02 15:55:54 · answer #11 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋