I rang saddam to wish him a happy new year but the muppet hung up
2007-01-02 07:06:51 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and what did u get by posting this lame joke (wonder if i shud even call it a joke) bout a person who's dead?!
2007-01-02 07:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"
2007-01-03 09:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't bother him. He has a sore throat.
2007-01-02 15:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHH..... a bit edgy.
2007-01-02 15:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehhe!! good one!
2007-01-02 15:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hung up?....sore throat?...HAHAHA!!!
2007-01-02 16:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋