A sailor and a pirate are drinking at a waterfront bar and
they proceed to swap sea stories. The sailor notes the
pirate's peg leg, eye patch and hook.
"So tell me," asks the sailor, "how did you come to lose
that leg?"
"Arrgh," says the pirate, "'Twas a black squall swept me
overboard. Whilst in the water, a shark snapped me leg off
and I've had this peg leg ever since."
"Wow!" says the sailor. "And how'd you get the hook?"
"We was fighting at close quarters," says the pirate. "Some
scurvy dog with a cutlass hacked me hand off and I've had
this hook ever since."
"Amazing!" says the sailor. "And what about the eye patch?"
"Arrgh," says the pirate. "'Twas a seagull pooped in me
eye."
"A seagull?" asks the sailor, a bit incredulous.
"Well, I should explain," says the pirate. "'Twas me first
day with the new hook."
2007-01-02 06:08:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! very nice. but they'd have to be like 10 ATLEAST cause my little bro who's 8 wouldn't get it.
2007-01-02 10:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Pony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the dog bit a child in the face, totally unprovoked, and badly enough he needed 16 stitches, the dog should be euthanized unless the reason was a treatable health issue that's subsequently addressed. A two year old dog is an adult, not a "baby puppy", and she will never be able to be trusted around people after this, regardless of any training done. Add: This isn't food aggression. The kid wasn't messing with a dog that HAD food, toy, bone, treat, etc. He was standing NEAR the bin where the food is stored. Resource guarding is protecting something the dog *has*. Totally different situation. If the kid had tried to take a dog's toy away, stuck his hand in the food, etc., that would be one thing. Those situations could be avoided. But how close to the place the food is STORED is too close for this dog to tolerate? Was it even the fact food was stored nearby that triggered the behavior? This dog isn't safe. Someone else is likely to be hurt. She should be euthanized.
2016-05-23 06:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wait for the kid to be a little older than ten before telling them this one. It's still clean though, the child may not understand all the explenations in is all.
2007-01-02 06:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by mangamaniaciam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-02 06:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but a little strong for kids.
2007-01-02 06:13:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Good for older kids they like gory stuff lol
2007-01-02 06:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's suitable (and cute!). There's no vulgarity and I think kids hear a lot worse on tv.
2007-01-02 06:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by PerfectlyDelirious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he, he, he...this one a good one!
I liked it...hey "echando a perder se aprende"
a saying in spanish...its soo true in this case!
Thanks for the laugh!
~browneyes~
2007-01-02 06:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its cute but i dont think kids would really get that...if they are atleast 10....maybe
2007-01-02 06:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... It's not inappropriate, but it might be a bit gory for little kids...
2007-01-02 06:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋