The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
2007-01-02 06:01:37 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey!!
That was funny. Heard it before, but its funnier when u write it! :) 10/10
Adeline
2007-01-02 19:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
wb,all the best 4 ,2007 x
2007-01-02 09:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe!! Ploppy pants! Remember me?! Well that was hilarious! 12/10!
2007-01-02 06:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny enough for me to wanna give you 10 points
2007-01-02 17:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Virgochic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats lapd for ya glad im not in trouble w them lol
2007-01-02 06:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.....at least your guys over there aren't running around with their hands tied like here in the UK....
2007-01-02 06:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice joke!!
But not true
Ok for a laugh though,,,hehe
2007-01-02 06:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Though I can't seem to stop laughing.
2007-01-02 14:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by TK04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2007-01-02 12:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao brill
2007-01-02 13:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋