A lady is carrying her infant son with her as she waits for the bus. When the bus arrives, she steps up into it. The bus driver tells her "The fare will be two dollars, please". She checks her pockets and realizes she left her wallet inside her house near the front door. "Sir, would you please wait just a moment while I run back inside my house to get my wallet?" The driver responds : "Ok, but make it quick". She turns to one of the passengers while holding out the baby and asks if he will hold him for her. "Sure", the passenger replies, "I'll watch your monkey for you".
2007-01-02
05:36:04
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