My brother told me that santa got drived by on christmas day in the ghetto, by some ghetto warriors, who then proceeded to rob his presents.Then he told me thats the reason why i never got any presents on christmas.What i want to know is santa dead in the ghetto or not?
2007-01-02 05:34:51 · 26 answers · asked by nettosville 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
santa is always alive in our hearts and thoughts and actions hun, every day of the year. he can't die unless we let him. i'm sorry you didn't get any presents... maybe next time you should write him a letter and hand it in to a church near you - they keep in really close contact with him.
2007-01-02 05:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is good...he just doesn't want to go into a neighborhood full of thugs who can't be civilized like the rest of the world. The ghetto is on Santa's naughty list
2007-01-02 05:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santas fine. He's back at the North Pole with Mrs.Claus and the elves. He's making toys for next year. Be good or you wont get presents!
2007-01-02 05:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by Medha♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah mate hehe... Santa is fine and well... ^-^ ...
He's probably a little tired from all the travelling that he has to do and all but I'm sure he's safe and sound!!! hehe...
P.S. I Hope that you've had a Nice Christmas and a Very Happy New Year!!! hehe... >_< ...
All the best mate!!! ^-^ ...
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2007-01-02 08:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by SHADOW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that was Santa's stunt-double. Thankfully, the big man himself has outsourced the package delivery over the past few years.
2007-01-02 05:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by jeepguy_2x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok first of all your bro is retarded no offense Santa didn't "die" in the ghetto hes alive... Go smack your bro in the head for putting that nonsense in your head and Santa just forgot or you were naughty
2007-01-02 05:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Bunni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard some guys ran a train on santa's nice plump buttocks. Then they let him go. So I don't think he is dead.
2007-01-02 05:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen,you will find out anyway so I may as well tell you. There is no such thing as aSanta Clause,your parents are the ones that would buy you things for Xmas.
2007-01-02 05:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well santa is dead but he didnt get shot in the ghetto... he's been dead for like a hundred years... im not sure where his grave is
2007-01-02 05:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, and the ghetto warriors are munching on Rudolph roast right now.............Donner is dinner, and Blitzen, well, they have him pulling around an old Cadillac they use for drive-bys............
2007-01-02 06:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Microphone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋