2007-01-02 05:18:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
2007-01-02 05:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlaid white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2007-01-02 15:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey cross the road?
I don't know
2007-01-02 13:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by rish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-02 13:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about you....are you a joke?
2007-01-02 13:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by hatchetmistress 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
UR FACE!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
im the best
2007-01-02 13:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kp_rock_star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋