He asks the bartender if he might be interested in hiring some musical entertainment and opens the case to reveal a tiny little man - just 12" tall, and a minature piano and stool. The little man sits down at the piano and announces to everyone present that he will play any piece of music they can name, anything, and proceeds to amaze everyone with his unbelieveable playing. The bartender asks the guy who brought him in how he came across such a talented little entertainer, the guy replied that a few days ago, he'd stopped to help the victim of a "hit and run" accident, called an ambulance for her etc.. As she was being placed in the ambulance, she regained consciousness briefly, thanked him for his kindness and confided in him that she was a Gypsy who had certain magical powers and would grant him 1 wish. The guy then went on to say to the bartender, "But I think the accident must have affected her hearing a bit, I mean, why on earth would I have wished for a 12" pianist?".
2007-01-02 05:13:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aha great joke keep em coming
2007-01-02 05:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by upyafartpipe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
2007-01-02 13:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhehehehehee! Hilarious! thumbs up!
2007-01-02 13:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-01-02 13:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as the first time I heard it, 30years ago!!
2007-01-02 13:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Look on the bright side. 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute. 9/10. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-02 14:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...... nice going there...... thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-02 13:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋