ER
8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 - Light breakfast
11:00 - Sunbathe
12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 - Shopping
2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 - Make love
11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM
10:00 - Wake up
10:02 - SEX
10:10 - Big Breakfast
11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 - Enormous lunch with BEER
3:15 - SEX
3:25 - Play sports with the guys
4:30 - Drink BEER with the guys
6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 - SEX
6:50 - Huge dinner, more BEER
8:00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer
11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER
11:10 - Sleep
2:30 - Fart
2007-01-02 04:50:18 · 10 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are right. Can't be more correct. Good one!
2007-01-02 04:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty true i like the 30 punds part thts funny
2007-01-02 13:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but true! So funny! 10/10!
2007-01-02 14:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol gained 300 lbs.
2007-01-02 12:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Chris Dean 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aren't these always of the humor page of the newspaper?
2007-01-02 12:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by oana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty accurate!
2007-01-02 13:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!!
2007-01-02 12:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*sigh* true
2007-01-02 12:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really have no life...
2007-01-02 12:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha......... nice going there........ thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-02 13:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋