Horrible birds sh1te on my car all the damn time! Wheres my air rifle!
2007-01-02 04:42:37 · 15 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Pets ➔ Birds
yep magpies are so annoying and they always sh!t
2007-01-02 05:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by pokemon master kezz 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Magpies and crows are annoying, obnoxious pests. They're always trying to eat the food that's put out for the chickadees and squirrels, not to mention they'll chase them away. and all that racket they make with their cawing and annoying calls, especially in the early morning. Well, I don't want to waste money and good bird feed on the likes of them. So they'll get chased out of the yard whenever possible. They can go eat garbage.
2014-05-23 22:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Capri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to harm something because it poops on your car? Seriously? My car gets pooped on all the time. Hell, I get pooped on by my pet birds sometimes... that's a dumb reason to hate something - because it poops. You poop, too. Should I hate you and go after you with an air rifle?
Perhaps you should learn some things about magpies. They are fascinating and intelligent. They are fun to watch sometimes. I've watched the ones that come to our balcony play in the snow and invent games. And sometimes, they've even left me gifts, like half-burned cookies, pinecones, or chicken bones - which I find amusing.
2014-09-18 21:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor, poor Angry Kid!
Life is so hard for you. Even the wildlife is out to get you.
We have Magpies in the woods opposite my house. We watch them building their nests and raising their young. The fledglings are really adventurous and give us endless fun watching their antics.
Now and again they all flock together and then disappear for a while to seek out and dive bomb your car.
You should hear all the chatter when they get back! They almost fall out of their tree laughing.
2007-01-02 13:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by DogDoc 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No mate, a handsome,intelligent, fearless bird with a unique rattle. I believe that the old wives tales and myths that surround them have biased people against them. They have as much right to this planet as any of us. Anyhow how do you know it's their s..t on your car. Do you watch all the time?
2007-01-02 13:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's not just Magpies that poop!! We have a lot of Crows and Pigeons round here, they poop on our cars, scavenge from our bins and wake us up early in the morning!!
2007-01-02 16:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah round our way the sh!t on my car and keep screeling horrid noises,i wouldnt hurt them thought
2007-01-02 12:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can ya shoot some dogs while you've got it out?
2007-01-02 12:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you know its magpie ****! how closely do you examine it? you got no seagulls you want to see the **** they do!
2007-01-02 17:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by helen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i hate them they stole a loaf of bread form my family
2007-01-02 16:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋