I've finally rejected the religions of gravitation, evolution, relativity, and quantum physics. Anyone else?

Question

I'm about to prove the religion of gravitation theory wrong by stepping out the window of my office on the 48th floor. Those silly scientists had us fooled all along! Hey, who here has also rejected the religion of mathematics? I read in Dr. Butt Uphishead that 2 +3 equals 8 (assigned by God) but that evil mathematicians conspired with Satan to make it 5.
(Standard Disclaimer: not for the sarcastically-challenged [and not for those who don't know what that means])

Answer 1

You'll like the book 1985

Answer 2

At a glance, mathematics does look like a trip into the absurd. I first learned about real numbers, then rational, irrational, imaginary...etc... It would seem that by the time you get to Heisenwinies unsure about anything theory, that you really have to have a really good fantasy life to learn it.

But the number '1', is the best number. I know this, because; 1^3=1.

Answer 3

Is there any way we can make math illegal? I so suck at math. In fact, I hate math. I vote we get math out of schools first. I mean doesn't all those formulas and numbers just surpress our children's creativity and scare them?

And what if I believe that 2 + 2 = 10? That's my right and all banks, state and federal enities, and businesses should take this into consideration before they start hanging signs with prices and fees, or charging me and taxing me.

Answer 4

Hey, I am a Gravitationalist and I think that the Gravity Well of existence will smite you if you try.

Come back to the one true religion. I will give you that relativity is a false God, but Gravitationalism is the one true calling.

You have my eternal word on it.

(Send you checks made out to me to support this one, true calling. Thank you)

Answer 5

Reminds me of a joke:

Guy sitting at a rooftop bar all depressed. Walks over to the window and opens it and jumps out. About three stories from the bottom, a gust of wind blows him all the way back up to the top where he lands safely. So he jumps again - and blows back tto the top... Another guy see this and says "Dude, thats incredible!" The depressed guy says "Ya, well, I cant seem to kill myself jumping out this here window! Keeps blowing me back up top!" So, the other guy leaps out and falls to his death, splattering on the ground below...

The bartender looks at the depressed guy and says "You sure can be an a**hole when youre drunk Superman...."

Answer 6

Head over to timecube.com sometime for an even better laugh along these lines.

The guy is absolutely NUTS -- talking about how earth actually has four corners and how a cube has four sides and four corners and that earth is a cube and the human head and human face are cubes... it's... weird.

And he hates Christians and Atheists both.

Answer 7

pal, acquire a courting with God by way of Jesus the Christ via analyzing the bible and believing interior the residing be conscious of God his son. permit bypass of looking a faith, because of the fact faith is mans feeble attempt to realize and understand a infinite God by way of finite approaches. Make your election specific throughout the bible and permit the puzzling faith bypass to hell.

Answer 8

I would love to watch, look if god created everything than his mentality would not apply to our science. There is no other species to correct us, so every thing we do is the correct thing? Belief in something is great trusting in something is great, like do you believe and trust in yourself!!

Answer 9

You still need to have your local legislature repeal the Law of Gravity.

Answer 10

Way way over their heads I'm afraid.

And no not all believers just those from the fruitcake tendancy.