"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identifi
2007-01-02 04:07:10 · 7 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am use
2007-01-02 04:07:31 · update #1
YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
2007-01-02 04:08:21 · update #2
These are so true - remember that young ladies - stay single or suffer the consequences. O.K. guys you are worth it - most of the time!
2007-01-02 04:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty funny. Heard these before but still funny
2007-01-02 12:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha those are all funny!!! Too true. Nice one.
2007-01-02 12:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-01-02 12:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gracie Babeeee! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all true. lol. Thumbs up!
2007-01-02 12:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE 2 KNOW!! LOL
2007-01-02 12:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......... nice going there......... thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-02 13:36:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋