I need two more Gods. Who is to lend me hers?

Answer 1

Damn, I thought I had one on me. I must have left it in my other pants. Can I get it to you tomorrow?

Answer 2

Why would you "need" more gods? Aren't you happy with the ones you have? And why two in particular? Why not go for the whole enchilada? Take on a whole pantheon!

What makes you think you need to borrow someone elses? You don't think you can go out and find your own? Do you think they are so exclusive that they can't work with everyone who asks? Or are you just not looking? Being lazy does have a price. No one is going to lend you anything that you should be looking for on your own, sweet cheeks.

Another silly question, and two more points. Thanks!

Answer 3

Go with the Dali Lama and Tom Cruise ( I think he is the god of Scientology or something.). I hear they are real popular right now.

Answer 4

I give you a choice, and wh you can join !



Answer to "We all worship the same god - don't we?
(Demons/Entities and who/what Organizations and/or Persons who worship them)



Allah Village god of Mohammed
Village god of Nebuchadnezzar
Village god of Hussein
The "Prince of Persia"
Shriners
Muslims

Ensoph god of the Kabala


Shiva Hindu (greatest god/godess)
Science of Mind


Jao Bul On Royal Arch Masons


Ma Ha Bone 30,31 Degree Masons
Hindu

Ga Bri EL Mormons


PayLay Mormons

Hu Ekankar (pronounced "hew")

Aom T.M. Church Universal and Triumphant

Shring TM " " "

Hirim T,M. " " "


Baphomet 12th Century Knights Templar


Ra Egyptian (Sun) god
Rastifarians (Worhip of RA/ Haile Selasse)


Mary demon god of Shrine of Lady of Fatima


Maria demon god mother of God Hispanic R.C's


Fatima demon god wife of Mohammed


Meriam demond god mother of Fatima (=Mary Am)


Gnish Elephant god Hindus


Hanniman Monkey god Hindus


Kundalini Snake god Hindu
Rat god Hindu


Kali multi arm/breasts, Hindu god/godess of destruction
Skulls around waist


Fortuna Fidel Castro, All who praise Fortuna by calling events "fortunate"
( Ancient Italian (Roman) god ess ) * Using the term "FORTUNATE"
aludes to this goddess!


Lady Luck Gamblers everywere
( same demon as Fortuna)

Krishna Hari Krishna (entity or personality name = Hi.)

Kahn (The Great ) Ishmaeli Religion In recognition of their "god" each person of
the Ishmaele religion uses the name KAHN as his or her last name.
Origional was GAnghus, then ? , then, then Agi, now Ali Kahn is considered
to be "The Living God - On Earth" by his followers.

Jesus Cult code name "P2", real name "PS". The name of the group who claim to
descend from the Knights Templar. They believe that Jesus escaped
the cross. They firmly believe he travelled to France were he married and
produced children. Those children are today "walking and talking Gods".
PS is the short term for the French "Priory de Sion" claim to be guardians
of the "holy blood line" !


Set, Nurgle, Khorne, Malal, Ishtar, Aphrodite, Bacchus, Shallya, Taal, Sava, Myrmidia, Meridian, Frey,
and Rhya. Other names of/for these same gods/demons are; Lakini, Tlazolteolt, Chislev, Sif, Hecate, Quetzalcoatl, Zeus, Kali-mar, Arioch, Loviatar, Arawn, Azathoth, Horus, Ravnar, Inanna, Asmodeus, Loki, Anubis, Semoc, Naveh, Xiombarg, Cthulu, Khaine, Hiisi, Imrahil, Polaris, Halea, Artemis, Earwin, Apollo, Mercury, Miranda, Ra, Balder, Osiris, Enki, Manannan, Mac Lir, Mielikki, Danatis, Verenna, Athena, Donblas.
The above lists the gods/demons worshipped by The Animists and The
Rangers. These are called "the Old Faith" and basicly revolves around
the worship of Nature, Natural Forces, or Mother Nature.

Answer 5

Are you sure you don't need a squadron of gods instead; the more the merrier!!!

Answer 6

Take Gwyn ap Nudd, I won't be hunting this weekend.

Answer 7

Odin, and Thor are good ones.

Answer 8

atheists dont believe in Gods........

Answer 9

There is only one. Sorry.