A little man goes into a lift and sees this HUGE man standing next to him. The big man sees the little man staring up at him and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle. Turner Brown".
The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big man brings him to slapping his face, shaking him saying, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak and trembling voice, the little man says, "What exactly did you say?"
The big man said, "I saw the curious look on your face and just thought I would give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch penis with a 3 pound right testicle and a 3 pound left testicle and my name is Turner Brown".
The small man said, "Thank goodness, I thought you said turn around".
2007-01-02 02:57:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny! Good job
2007-01-02 03:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. When on holiday last year in Tenerife we got into a lift made by a company called Schindler. Hah hah hah - Schindler's Lift. And it's completely true.
2007-01-02 03:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a lift engineer and ive not heard it before ha ha funny
2007-01-02 04:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gudun gave me quite a lift
2007-01-02 07:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by shinalite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be old but i've never heard it before i nearly wet myself 10/10
2007-01-02 03:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be an oldie, but I've not heard it before.
Did make me laugh! Thank You!
2007-01-02 03:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never seen that one before but i thought it was HILARIOUS
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-02 03:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is an old joke about a lift
2007-01-02 02:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your right it was old, but it will always be funny.
2007-01-02 03:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't an old joke, it's a new joke, LMFAO.
2007-01-02 07:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋